just chillin :p
to be honest neurotypical karen sounds a lot more fun to hang out with than people who say “neurotypical karen”
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neurotypical karen gives good advice and encourages me to better myself and takes me to yoga classes with her while anti-recovery samantha tells me to wallow in my self-loathing and gets angry with me when i tell her i don’t like being depressed constantly
As long as neurotypical Karen doesn’t shame me for taking meds and make me take ‘nature’s medicine’ then neurotypical Karen can take me to all the yoga classes and spa days to make me feel better because recovery requires friends.
I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care
I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video
Get to know me
• Commitment issues™
• Closet emo
• Coping mechanisms on par with a grain of rice
• Slytherdor
• Actually a really good artist, but will hiss at you if you try to look at it
• Fluent in both English and Dutch
• Would leave someone hanging if they are in danger because they called me fat in fourth grade (I’m looking at you Kirsten)
• Needs constant validation
• Daddy issues™
• Nail game on fleek
• Writes book-sized fanfictions but never publishes them on ao3
• Tol and strong
• Only comfortable form of public affection is holding pinky fingers
• Non-binary ‘idk what my sexuality is but it surely isn’t straight’
• Fight me™
• Closet nerd
• Been bullied and discriminated (message me on the latter before you assume I’m being a Becky)
• Never kissed
• Biggest pet peeve: wet doorknobs
• Surprisingly good dancer despite being white and never having had any dance classes.
• Sends memes at 4 a.m.
• Alcohol tolerance off the charts
• A history of several mental illnesses, including PTSD, depression and social anxiety
Okay guys, so I was showering this morning and had this genius mental revelation:
So, you know how if you take a shit, it leaves you forever, right? An when you wipe your asshole (idk if y'all look at that tho don’t judge me) you see the little shitstain on the toilet paper. So what do you do with that paper? You throw it the fuck away in the toilet and flush. You ain’t gonna keep it because it isn’t something worth keeping?
So why do you look back on people that left you the same as your shit did? Why do you keep the shitstains they left on your soul? Why don’t you just flush all of it and get rid of it?
Headcanon: Force-ghost Luke making good on his promise and appearing to Kylo every once in a while usually choosing an inopportune time to scare the hell out of him while Obi-Wan tries to console Anakin how his family could be such a disappointment and it’s all his fault and Yoga cackling madly.
Bonus: General Hux smirking every time he hears Kylo scream like a little girl and asking if the Supreme Leader is feeling well every chance he gets.
Please help!
Can some1 send me that video of that anime in which the girls pee candy? ITS FOR SCIENCE!!
what you say: tru
what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience